小三，作为正室的妻子往往是恨之入骨，但是如果对付小三你一味地骂她，既解决不了问题，也往往把自己气晕。既然是别人的错误，就不要拿小三那些事来惩罚自己了。有时候生活本身就是需要调侃，如果不是这些糟心事，那当快乐和幸福来临的时候自己可能还真缺乏分辨力呢！如何骂小三不带脏字，这可是一门学问，这里就总结一些既有效果，又不失文明的骂法，让小三“回忆无穷，如鲠在喉”。

如何骂小三不带脏字，既有效果，又不失文明－对付小三

　　1.我长的没你好看，所以没有你的欲望那么大，到处去找人来满足你的随心所欲。

　　2.跟你接触久了，我就越来越喜欢狗。因为狗永远是狗，你说呢？

　　3.古代青楼很多，但青楼女子尚有自知之明。现在虽然没有青楼，但是很多女人却做起了青楼女子，人尽可夫，这可真是时代之殇啊！

　　4.如果缺爱的话你应该找你爸爸，那是他欠你的。

　　5.我劝你不要想做菩萨不成反而成了巫婆，因为我们都知道：菩萨都是积德行善的，而巫婆是专程积怨树敌的。

　　6.我常常好奇为什么女人喜欢给人家当小三，原来是羡慕别人有男人而已呀！其实男人就是男人，在他们心里，小三无非就是一个宠物罢了。

　　7.作为女人，我何尝不同情你，这么年纪轻轻就有一副情人像，这可不是什么好征兆。

　　8.鞋子破了，扔掉就好了。可是这人品要是歪了，可能越描越不正了。

　　9.虽然我知道你嫉妒我有一个好男人，不过我还是愿意帮你物色几个，说说看你是喜欢有妇之夫的呢，还是喜欢阳光清纯的？

　　10.你要是真的喜欢花花公子老男人，那我也帮你张罗下，我有个表弟，他认识到老男人，那可多着呢？

　　11.天下男人何其多，你偏偏要去跟别人去抢。不知道是没眼光，还是就好这一口？

　　12.与其爱上一个有妇之夫，不如嫁给另外一个有妇之夫，这样既可全了你的心，也可以让前任知道你还是挺受欢迎的嘛！

　　13.人们常说“老牛啃嫩草”，我看你这种情况，估计是愿者自动上钩的吧。以后从你这里开始，这句“老牛啃嫩草”可要倒过来了哦！

　　14.对于男人来说，妻不如妾，妾不如偷。难道你跟男人一个嗜好？喜欢偷偷摸摸的，那么我就成全你们，这婚我是坚决不会离了。

　　15.都说“花无百日红，人无百日好”，如果你真的爱他，就应该明白他也并非完美之人。而你喜欢一个有妻子的丈夫，这本身就是心理疾病，建议你还是去看看心理医生，这样我们才放心了。

　　16.在对的时间遇上一个错的人，是一声叹息！我也替你们的感情没有结果感觉到惋惜。他给我说：你对他来说是一个错的人。而你对他来说何尝不是？他意识到自己犯了错，而你又何必为他苦苦执着？你若真爱他，给我说一声就是了，我去告诉他，让他来分一点爱来爱下你这个没人爱的孩子？

　　17.既然你都不介意当小三，我又介意什么呢？如果你愿意给他再生一个私生子，岂不是更全了他的多子多福的心愿？我们两个都喜欢他，这是多大的缘分。你要放宽心，我是永远不会跟一个没有名分的人去计较什么的。

      Small 3, as the wife of the room often is hate sb's guts, but ifMake do small 3You scold her blindly, cannot solve a problem already, often also enrage oneself dizzy. Since be the mistake of others, do not want to takeSmall those 3 thingsWill punish oneself. Occasionally life itself needs to speak namely, if not be these flooey worry, when that comes with happiness when joy, oneself may return true lack resolution! How to scold small 3Do not take dirty word, this can be a knowledge, sum up here a few have the effect already, the vituperation that does not break civilization again law, let small 3"Memory is boundless, if fishbone,be in larynx " .

How to scold small 3 do not take dirty word, have the effect already, do not break civilization again - make do small 3

　　I do not have 1. longly you are good-looking, the desire that does not have you so is so great, what go looking for a person to satisfy you everywhere is follow one's inclinations.

　　 2. is contacted with you long, I like a dog more and more. Because the dog is a dog forever, do you say?

　　 Whorehouse of 3. ancient time is very much, but whorehouse woman still has self-knowledge. Now although do not have whorehouse, but a lot of women made whorehouse woman however, person husband, this can be the die young of the times really!

　　 If 4. is short of if loving, you should look for your father, he owes you that.

　　 I persuade 5. you do not want to do Bodhisattva to won'ted do to become hellcat instead, because we know: Bodhisattva is accumulate virtue do good works, and hellcat is on a special trip of accumulated rancor antagonize.

　　 6. I often curious why the woman likes to be become to the family small 3, it is to envy others to have a man so just ah! Actually the man is a man, in their heart, small 3 no more than are a pet stops. 

　　7. serves as a woman, my why does not sympathize with you, so age has a pair of lover to resemble gently, this can not be what good sign.

　　 8. shoe was defeated, it is good to throw away. But if this bearing became crooked, the likelihood exceeds copy more frame-up.

　　 9. although I know you are envious I have a good man, nevertheless I still am a few to be willing to help your choose, say those who like a married man to you are, still like sunshine Qing Chun?

　　 10. if you like playboy old man really, then I also help you get busy about falling, I have a cousin, he realises old man, that but Where is much move?

　　 How of man of 11. the world is much, you should be grabbed unluckily with others. Knowing is to do not have eye, good still this one?

　　 12. falls in love with a married man with its, be inferior to marrying another married man, such already but complete your heart, also can let predecessor know you still are quite welcome!

　　 People often says 13. " old ox gnaws tender grass " , I see you this kind of circumstance, estimation is the person that wish swallow the bait automatically. From you here begins after, this " old ox gnaws tender grass " can want to come over!

　　 14. to the man, wife be inferior to concubine, concubine is inferior to stealing. do you follow a man a hobby? Like furtive, so I help sb to fulfill his wishes you, this marriage I am determined won't leave.

　　 15. says " the flower does not have 100 days red, the person is nice without 100 days " , if you love him really, should understand he also is not ideal person. And the man that you like to have a wife, this itself is psychological disease, suggest you still see psychological doctor, such we just were at ease.

　　 16. meets a wrong person in right time, it is groan! I also feel without the result for your feeling regretful. He says to me: You are a wrong person to him. And are you right is why for him? He realizes he made a fault, and are you him why again hard persistent? If you love him really, giving me to say is, I go telling him, let him love to love to issue you the child that this nobody loves?

　　 17. since you do not mind when small 3, what do I mind again? If you are willing,give his second birth an illegitimate child, be more complete his much child the wish of much happiness? We like him twice, this is how old lot. You should relax heart, I am the person that won't do not have v/arc a person's status with forever goes dispute of what.